ANOTHER PEARLY GATES
Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash
and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to
Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate
importance and that protecting the earth's ecological
system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I
like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".
God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill
Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal
choices were most important. God responded, " I like the
way you think, come and sit at my right hand".
God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him
indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"
Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my
ON JUDGMENT DAY
Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by
God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what
was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he
told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days.
They were all allowed to return to their homes and
businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was
happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what
they did he was "not"changing his mind. So, . .
Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news
and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is"
a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in
Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have bad
news and more bad news. The first was . . . there "is" a
God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in 3
Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news
and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the
three most important people in the world. Second . . . you
don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 98.